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The fuck were you doing
last week
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that was more important
than watching Shameless?
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Protesting homophobia
and bigotry?
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Damn right you were.
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Now watch the show!
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They made a list
of the rapiest bars
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on the South Side,
and The Alibi's number one?
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I can't go to public school.
Hopkins made me soft.
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I have manners now.
I eat pâté.
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There's three weeks
of school left,
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and you got to go somewhere.
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What if I help you
get better grades?
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For free?
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No, for protection
from Cracker Girl.
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Okay, deal.
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Your political contributions
are welcome
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and most appreciated.
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Mo White is our only hope.
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You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
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Of course it's about
the money, Tommy.
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- You got a sister?
- Half-sister.
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She's been in and out of rehab,
like, 100 times.
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I look after her kid sometimes.
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The woman who owns
box 669...
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could you tell me about her?
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- I mean, what's she like?
- She's a junkie.
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Her daughter's in here
all the time looking for her.
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There's a kid...
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I want you to recommend
to West Point.
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I already recommended someone.
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- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
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What's his name?
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Carl Gallagher.
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Aah!
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Why do you wear
an ankle bracelet
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that shocks you
when you get near a school?
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She told me she was 18.
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- But...
- But?
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She wasn't.
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♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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No.
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I'm not feeling so good.
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Think I'm coming down
with something.
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Buddy, it's not happening.
You're going to school. Go.
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It's a waste of time.
I'm not learning anything.
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Can you just homeschool me?
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No coffee.
Milk or juice.
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All the famous people
are homeschooled...
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Leonardo da Vinci,
Abe Lincoln,
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Justin Bieber.
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I don't see you
painting the ceiling
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of the Sistine Chapel
anytime soon, Biebs.
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Go.
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Hey, Carl, how much longer
those dogs
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gonna be dying down there?
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It's in God's hands now.
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Well, tell God to hurry
the fuck up, all right?
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The whole house stinks.
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I'm providing
an essential service
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to below-the-poverty-line
animal lovers
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while racking up
on community service hours
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for my West Point application.
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- It's a win-win.
- Hey.
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Military service
is for losers.
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Spoken like a true patriot.
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And I'll be proud to protect
your Constitutional right
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to be an asshole, Frank.
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- What's with the outfit?
- Got to hit the stump with Mo.
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Tomorrow's election day.
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We're fighting
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for the under-represented
Caucasian male.
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I think you're on the wrong
side of history on this one.
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Oh, I know Mo probably
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- isn't gonna win.
- Probably?
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But democracy's about
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fighting for what
you believe is right.
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And rounding up as much
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campaign contribution cash
as possible.
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Mo isn't taking money
from lobbyists
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and corporate elites.
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Only small donations
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from the local citizenry.
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'Cause nobody
with any sense
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would want to support
a pedophile.
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Au contraire,
fruit of my loins.
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No less a luminary
than the president
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of these United States
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supported a candidate
of questionable sexual history
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in regard to the chasing
of underage tail.
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Yeah, and the guy lost.
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How much you getting paid,
Frank?
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Here you go.
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I take a small stipend,
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as is the custom
for campaign managers.
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Might not want to wear
that shirt
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out of the house, Frank.
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Hey, you okay?
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Couldn't sleep.
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Got used to all the noise
in jail.
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It's too quiet here.
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First time anybody's ever
said that about this place.
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Hey, you meet
your public defender yet?
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Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors
got a lawyer for me.
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Rich queer,
too much time on his hands
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since same-sex marriage
got fixed.
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All right.
Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go.
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Here you go.
Hey, uh, Ian,
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Debbie was supposed
to come home last night.
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Franny's sleeping upstairs.
Can you keep an eye on her
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until, uh, she gets back?
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Debbie didn't come home
last night?
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No, no, she said she was going
to see a band with some friend.
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Just like her mother,
ready to spread her legs
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for any guy with a wallet chain
and a flaming skull tattoo.
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Still Father of the Year,
Frank.
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♪♪ Before you,
I was all alone ♪♪
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You have time for breakfast?
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Yeah, sure.
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- I work swing today.
- Mm.
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Mm.
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Patsy's?
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Ah, you mind
if we stay in?
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I can make us some waffles.
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- Waffles?
- Yeah.
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I love waffles.
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Mm.
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And I have fresh strawberries.
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- Fresh strawberries?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love fresh strawberries.
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I just can't believe
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that Frank is supporting
that child-fucker Mo White.
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I'm surprised anything
Frank does still surprises you.
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You have time
to knock on a few doors
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for Ruiz with me later?
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Ruiz, not Wyman?
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Why would I support Wyman?
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'Cause she's a woman.
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Oh, I should support her
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just 'cause she's a woman?
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So you would never support
a woman 'cause you're a man?
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Ruiz is pro-development,
pro-business.
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He'll be good
for the South Side.
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And he'll be good for you.
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I'm not gonna apologize
for enlightened self-interest.
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That's what makes America work.
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Spoken like
a true robber baron.
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Spoken like a true socialist.
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I'm Irish...
free health care,
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free college tuition.
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Endless rain,
potato famine.
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Bit behind the times,
aren't you?
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It doesn't rain?
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Patsy's at 5:00.
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We'll hit Pilsen.
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We got to get
those Ruiz votes out
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so I can continue
exploiting the masses.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Sure they wouldn't
have been better off
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if you'd just gassed them
like you were supposed to?
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I couldn't bring myself
to do it.
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How are you gonna order men
to kill the enemy
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if you can't put down
a couple of old dogs?
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What?
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That's what officers do...
order men to kill.
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What'd you think they were
gonna teach you at West Point,
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marching cadences?
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Is that what Gay Jesus
would do?
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What, kill old dogs?
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Hell, no.
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Gay Jesus is all
about inclusion and grace,
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but you're not looking
to get into Heaven.
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You want to lead
lean, mean murdering machines.
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Can't kill a couple
of old dogs,
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might be about time
to start considering...
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teaching kindergarten?
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Nursing school?
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You don't think someone
could misinterpret that sign?
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What?
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How? If you have
a vagina, you're safe.
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Vagina Safe Zone.
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But it could mean
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all the vaginas inside
are safe from disease.
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There is no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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We have all the signed
sex consent forms,
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we took down
all the rapey posters
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and the bondage stuff.
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It's time to call that bitch
from the Southside Beat
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and get her back here
to re-inspect.
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Mo, where you been?
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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Today's about
getting out the Mo vote
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and rounding up a few more
campaign contributions
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while we still can.
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Bus'll be along any minute.
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You okay?
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Did you see the polls
in the Tribune this morning?
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They have us
at six percent, Frank.
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Six.
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I didn't get back into politics
to be humiliated.
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No, no, no, you got to look
at the glass as half-full.
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The Tribune had us at three
on Saturday.
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You've doubled your support
in two days.
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There's the bus.
Okay.
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Let's do it.
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Yeah?
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Mo?
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Eh...
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Mmm.
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These are wonderful waffles.
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Right?
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Right, thank you.
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- Very crispy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Nice.
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Mm.
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- Hmm?
- Mmm.
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♪♪ I've been searching
for a spark ♪♪
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♪♪ You didn't lie ♪♪
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Let's move in together.
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- We should move in together.
- Yeah, we should.
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♪♪ Stormy clover eyes
in every... ♪♪
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Let's check our progress
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on Chapter 13.
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You have 20 minutes
to answer the ten questions.
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Don't spend all your time
on any one question.
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If you don't know
the answer,
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move on to the next
and come back
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if you have time left.
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Hi.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Hey, Tyesha, what the hell
is this?
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Oh, your dad came by.
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He said you were okay
with him putting it up.
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Where is my Ru...
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Scotch tape, please.
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Okay. Last time.
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Enjoy.
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Hey.
Wyman?
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Give it.
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Take off the Wyman buttons.
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Guys, no electioneering
in the workplace.
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Thank you.
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No.
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No, absolutely not.
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Give it.
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00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,646
You want me to start singing
We Shall Overcome?
264
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,223
Loud?
265
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,230
Anybody who agrees
to wear a Ruiz pin
266
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,814
gets a free piece of pie.
267
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,710
Our social media group
268
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,011
is really taking off.
269
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,305
77,000 new followers
270
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,929
on social media
in the last five days.
271
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,056
Chapters are springing up
all over the country,
272
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,387
and even in Europe.
273
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,848
The Gay Jesus Germans
have unsurprisingly
274
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,229
turned militant quickly
and burned down
275
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,857
two evangelical churches
in Stuttgart.
276
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,778
- What's up?
- Who are they?
277
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,867
Our Lesbian Legion
278
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,818
from the MMA gym on Racine.
279
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,076
Your gays turned out to be
too sweet to handle security.
280
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,419
I'm in love.
281
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,175
What's his name this time?
282
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,261
Alex.
283
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,462
Well, Alexandra.
284
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,993
He's a she?
285
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,430
Sort of.
She's pretty masculine.
286
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,886
So you're a lesbian?
287
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,846
Yeah, I am.
288
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,681
No, you're not.
You have a kid.
289
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,234
Carl, a lot of lesbians
have children, and besides,
290
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,028
I hate men,
so maybe I am.
291
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,322
We're in love,
and we're moving in together.
292
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,870
- You gonna get that?
- Nope.
293
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,788
Yo, I'm coming!
294
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,626
You Carl Gallagher?
295
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,711
Yeah.
296
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,036
What the fuck?
297
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,292
You took my recommendation
to West Point.
298
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,715
Congressman Ubberman promised
it to me, and you stole it.
299
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,212
I think you broke my nose!
300
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,822
Now my dad says
I got to enlist in the Marines.
301
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,212
And that's my problem how?
302
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,885
What the fuck?
Stop hitting me!
303
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,386
I'll fight you for it.
304
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,843
A duel,
to the death if necessary.
305
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,020
I challenged you.
You pick the weapons.
306
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,517
Fists and feet,
307
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,146
guns, knives, bats, bricks...
308
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,771
What the fuck is a duel?
309
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,320
Duty, country, honor...
310
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,647
it's the West Point way.
311
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,858
Meet at Damen Silos,
tomorrow at dusk.
312
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:33,696
The person still breathing
gets the recommendation.
313
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,160
I was staying at a motel
in Gary,
314
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,416
laying asphalt
after high school.
315
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,124
Invited the front-desk girl
to my room for a few beers.
316
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,425
We ended up having sex,
317
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,072
but she kind of cried
through the whole thing.
318
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,096
What's that called?
319
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,216
Did you stop?
320
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,138
Banging her?
Hell, no.
321
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,642
That's a Kobe.
322
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,288
You think she wanted me
to stop?
323
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,831
You think she was crying
because she was having
324
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,312
a good time?
325
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,437
What's a Weinstein?
326
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,519
Being manipulative
and pathetic.
327
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,892
About the only way
I ever get sex
328
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,314
is being manipulative
and pathetic.
329
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,116
You ever jack off
into a potted plant?
330
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,068
Ask for massages
wearing an open bathrobe?
331
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,162
Hmm?
332
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,863
Rape a couple dozen?
333
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,493
Allegedly.
334
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,744
No.
335
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,872
Then you're probably
an Ansari.
336
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,207
What's an Ansari?
337
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,629
That's just being a dick.
338
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,331
Slipped a woman
a Quaalude once.
339
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,008
- Then fucked her?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,130
A Cosby.
341
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,678
What about that handsy Dr. Rob
at the clinic,
342
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,177
with the deep body hugs
and the butt pats?
343
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,350
- A Lasseter.
- Who the hell's that?
344
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,430
Cartoon guy.
He made Toy Story.
345
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,887
I love Toy Story.
346
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,438
Buzz Lightyear!
347
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,015
- Holy shit.
- What?
348
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,226
- Willy wagging.
- CK.
349
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,106
I mean, I slept
with a woman
350
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,108
I was dating's 19-year-old
daughter last year.
351
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,198
That got a name?
352
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,732
That's a Woody Allen.
353
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,178
W... she made all
the first moves, though.
354
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,680
You're gonna need
a bigger board
355
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,704
for your list, babe.
356
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,371
Consent, gentlemen.
357
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,916
A clear and verbal consent
358
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,085
to participate
in sexual activity,
359
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,833
freely given and reversible.
360
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,959
Even if we're both naked
and already doing it?
361
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,585
Even if you're already naked
362
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,736
and banging.
363
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,422
When she says "stop,"
you stop.
364
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,757
Kevin Ball?
365
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:14,964
That's me.
366
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,299
Beth Watson, Southside Beat.
367
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,974
Beth, thank you for coming.
368
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,397
Can I get you something?
369
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,646
Maybe a chilled glass
of Chablis
370
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,102
or a Cosmo?
371
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,903
Whiskey, neat.
372
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,740
That dentist
came by again.
373
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,372
Still wants to buy
that bike you rebuilt.
374
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,249
Said he'd pay you
two grand over book.
375
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,209
It's not for sale.
376
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,006
Two grand?
377
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,924
Sentimental value.
378
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,137
There's a lady
up front looking for you, Lip.
379
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,839
- What's she want?
- Didn't say.
380
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,772
Hi.
381
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,856
You Lip?
382
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,648
Yeah.
383
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,600
My sister says
you have my kid.
384
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,153
Xan.
385
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,276
I want her back.
386
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,538
Where is she?
387
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,738
She's at school.
388
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,823
Where?
I got to go get her.
389
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,663
Where are you living?
390
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,623
What?
391
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,379
Where will Xan live?
392
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,007
None of your goddamn business.
Where's my kid?
393
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,217
No, not until you tell me
where she's gonna be living.
394
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,599
We got an appointment.
395
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,036
- Oh, you have an appointment?
- Tell me where she is.
396
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,220
What kind
of appointment, huh?
397
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,307
With Social Services?
You need to show up...
398
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,582
- Give me my fucking kid!
- ...with Xan so you can
399
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,017
keep collecting your benefits?
400
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,544
And then what, you're gonna
401
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,670
dump her back out
on to the streets?
402
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,796
Who the fuck do you think...
403
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,880
I'm someone who gives a shit
404
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,904
about your daughter!
405
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:53,989
Jesus, what the hell's
406
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,073
going on out here?
407
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,568
I got customers.
408
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,041
I want her back.
409
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,922
What was that all about?
410
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,145
♪♪ No more hippies ♪♪
411
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,102
♪♪ Stealing daisies ♪♪
412
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,278
♪♪ These ladies ♪♪
413
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:40,030
♪♪ No longer lazy ♪♪
414
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,830
Fuck, yeah.
415
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,832
You won't regret it, sir.
416
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,538
Remember, a vote for Mo White
417
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,169
is a vote for the way
things used to be
418
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,795
- and can be again, huh?
- You got it.
419
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,297
Take care.
420
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,212
Ooh.
421
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,547
Every little bit
422
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,133
helps to save our South Side,
Mr. Nowakowski.
423
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,388
Most people give a 20,
but a 50
424
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,998
would make you
a true American patriot.
425
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,014
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.
426
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,520
Oh, this is a-a $5.
427
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,522
Did you think it was a $50?
428
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,148
Oh, fuck.
429
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,858
Washington
is a fascinating place.
430
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,739
Incredible opportunities
431
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,786
for young
student citizen interns.
432
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,490
Hello, girls.
Oh.
433
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,452
Well, it's... you're too young
to vote in this election,
434
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,831
but you make sure to register
435
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,129
the minute you hit puberty.
436
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,002
Okay?
Off you go.
437
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,458
Off you go.
438
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,388
Hello, Kitty.
439
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,386
That's not how you say it, Mo.
440
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,516
Liam.
441
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,939
Am I in some kind
of trouble?
442
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,891
No.
We've been monitoring
443
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,068
your test results
during your first weeks here
444
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,440
at Richard Milhous Nixon,
445
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,194
and we don't think we placed
you in the right grade.
446
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,649
Am I getting held back?
447
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,234
That happens a lot
in my family.
448
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,069
No, we're moving you up.
449
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,123
Let's try you in Mrs. Metzler's
class this fall.
450
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,666
She teach third grade?
451
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,993
Uh, no.
Sixth.
452
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,089
Oh.
453
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,684
Guys, guys,
don't stare,
454
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,681
but three women
just walked into the bar.
455
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,390
I said don't stare.
456
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,725
V, look.
457
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,277
Ladies!
458
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,776
We're off the rapiest bar list.
459
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:42,866
No shit?
460
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,657
And there is a picture of you
461
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,451
standing out front.
462
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,412
- I look good.
- Hell, yeah, you do.
463
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,916
Oh, man, it's working!
464
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,539
Just sit anywhere
you like, ladies.
465
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,836
Thank you.
466
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,005
She says we are now
467
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,502
the most female friendly
468
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,175
dive bar on the South Side.
469
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,378
Boom.
470
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,759
- C-can you...
- I got it.
471
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,718
You the, uh,
Vagina Safe guy?
472
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,178
Yes.
473
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,513
I'm Bill Doyle.
474
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,224
I own the Spread Eagle
on 52nd.
475
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,378
Oh, yeah, I know the place.
476
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,734
Uh, deep-fried pickles, right?
477
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,145
So, um...
478
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,694
I was number two
on the rapey bar list.
479
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,276
Then you got off it,
so now I'm number one.
480
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,079
Sorry to hear that, Bill.
481
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,332
You already got women
coming in. Wow.
482
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,205
How'd you turn it around?
483
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,746
I had to take
an honest inventory
484
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,580
about how The Alibi
was contributing
485
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,085
to the oppression of women
486
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,543
and help furthering
the patriarchy.
487
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,596
So maybe you could
stop by the Eagle
488
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,218
and give me a few pointers,
489
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,720
you know?
490
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,571
I mean, I'm willing
to pay you for your time.
491
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:00,985
Have a seat, Bill.
492
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,481
- Hey, Xan.
- Hey, Renee.
493
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,199
Hey.
494
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,526
How was school today?
495
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,861
Same.
496
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:11,955
Eh?
497
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,699
Uh, your snacks
are in the fridge.
498
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,046
You gonna tell her
about her mom?
499
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,044
Why?
500
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,221
Can't see myself
giving her back to a junkie.
501
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,263
Look, she'd be
Dumpster diving,
502
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,935
sleeping in a cardboard box.
503
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,013
She's still her mom.
504
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,349
Call DCFS.
505
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,776
They deal with this shit
all the time.
506
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,715
I know you're trying
to be a good guy,
507
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,947
but you should've called
a long time ago.
508
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,154
Come back tomorrow
509
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,098
with an "I Voted" sticker,
and you get free nachos.
510
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,122
You're going to hell.
511
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,572
It's the way of the world,
Tyesha.
512
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,123
Every vote can be bought.
513
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,292
Some votes are just cheaper
than others.
514
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,165
You don't think
giving away nachos
515
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,293
for the Hispanic guy
is maybe a tiny bit racist?
516
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,626
Ruiz is from Puerto Rico.
Nachos are from Mexico.
517
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,086
Hey, Jorge.
518
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,176
- You registered to vote?
- Yeah.
519
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,986
You want to come in
a little later tomorrow,
520
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,328
have time to get
your family and friends
521
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,638
to the polls for Ruiz?
522
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,470
I'm not voting for Ruiz.
523
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,600
Hey.
524
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,690
Some handsome Irish dude
525
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,265
out here waiting for you.
526
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,521
Hi.
Is it 5:00 already?
527
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,025
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, uh, we'll hit Pilsen.
528
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,901
Then we'll go over
to Logan Square.
529
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,427
The son of an Irish socialist
530
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:33,034
helping a capitalist
convince the immigrant masses
531
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,112
to vote against
their own interests.
532
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,367
James Connolly
would be spinning in his grave.
533
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,619
Who?
534
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,416
James Connolly.
535
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,916
Hey, you're Ian, right?
536
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,421
Gay Jesus.
537
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,379
Yeah.
538
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:53,759
Um...
539
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,341
I've been watching
your videos with my friends.
540
00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:00,349
Burning vans, the sermons...
It's inspiring.
541
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,930
Thanks.
542
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,141
You really believe
that's what Jesus was teaching?
543
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,100
What, inclusion, love
and acceptance for all?
544
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,858
Yeah, absolutely.
545
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,566
You don't think God sees
homosexual bestiality
546
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,153
as a sinful perversion
of His divine creation?
547
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,327
What?
548
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,280
Get him!
549
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,455
♪♪ Not the boy
with a steadfast notion ♪♪
550
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,081
Faggot!
551
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,459
♪♪ Heavy hands
never can we stay ♪♪
552
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,211
That way!
That way!
553
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,293
♪♪ Ah, you'll pay for it ♪♪
554
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,800
♪♪ Ah, you're wasting it ♪♪
555
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,256
♪♪ Ah, don't taste the same ♪♪
556
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,262
♪♪ Rock is still a racket
on the Eastside ♪♪
557
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,968
♪♪ Stake your claim ♪♪
558
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,649
♪♪ Step away
when my heart's not shaking ♪♪
559
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,694
♪♪ Raise the blades when
the song starts straying ♪♪
560
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,319
♪♪ I can't say no ♪♪
561
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,823
♪♪ Ah, you'll pay for it ♪♪
562
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,494
♪♪ Ah, don't taste the same ♪♪
563
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,601
♪♪ Rock is still a racket
on the Eastside ♪♪
564
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,207
♪♪ Stake your claim ♪♪
565
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:06,206
- Come back, you bitch!
- Get him!
566
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,040
We'll get you next time!
567
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,361
I know who you are, bitch!
568
00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,968
♪♪ Ah, you'll pay for it ♪♪
569
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,920
♪♪ Ah, don't taste the same ♪♪
570
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,132
♪♪ Rock is still a racket
on the Eastside ♪♪
571
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,682
♪♪ Stake your claim ♪♪
572
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,024
Hello, sir?
Sorry to bother you.
573
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,450
My name's Carl Gallagher.
574
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,198
I'm hoping
to go to West Point next year,
575
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,826
but I've lost
my killer instinct.
576
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,101
Word is around the neighborhood
577
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,583
you're a highly decorated
haji-killing machine.
578
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,063
I was hoping you can
give me some pointers
579
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,545
on how to get
my homicidal mojo back.
580
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,369
I just couldn't bring myself
to do it.
581
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,418
When they look up at you
with those big, sad eyes,
582
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,121
you can see the life
you're gonna be taking.
583
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,672
Yeah, but that's dogs, kid.
584
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,213
I mean, I couldn't kill a dog.
585
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,920
Oh, we had
this straggly little fucker
586
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,574
following us around
during my third tour
587
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,682
in Kandahar.
588
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,760
Fleas jumping off of him.
589
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,436
Smelled like
an Iraqi shithouse.
590
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,605
I loved that little pooch.
591
00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,810
Ah, I couldn't kill a dog.
592
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,569
But hajis?
593
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,318
Oh, you betcha.
594
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,234
See these?
595
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,030
Confirmed kills.
596
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,999
I promise you,
first one is the toughest.
597
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,542
After that...
598
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,210
it's a hot knife
through butter.
599
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,005
You know who kills dogs?
600
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,923
Hajis.
601
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,127
Yeah, they eat 'em,
too, okay?
602
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,428
You think about that
when you're killing them.
603
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,927
Okay, they eat your dogs.
604
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,558
And if dogs don't work for you,
605
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,226
then you imagine
they want to kill
606
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,929
your sister or your buddy,
607
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,436
and you imagine that that man
608
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,858
at the receiving end of your
burst of automatic weapon fire
609
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,355
wants to kill your mother.
610
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,562
My mother's dead, sir.
611
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,146
And guess who killed her.
612
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,449
That fucker you just shot
in the face with your M4.
613
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,073
Well, I guess I took
the West Point recommendation
614
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,155
from a kid who had
the spot on it before,
615
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,580
pissed him off, and...
616
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,908
he came over
and challenged me to a duel.
617
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,664
Whoever lives gets to go.
618
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:36,542
Yeah, that's
typical officer bullshit.
619
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,214
Joker have soft hands?
620
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,132
I didn't feel his hands.
621
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,447
This might be
just the chance you need
622
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,007
to get your kill-feet wet.
623
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,137
I mean, he challenged you,
624
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,451
so you get to pick
the weapons, right?
625
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,467
- Mm-hmm.
- Good.
626
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,851
Pick rifles...
627
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,521
and then shoot the bastard
in the fucking face.
628
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,357
Hi, I'm with Mo White.
629
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:01,925
We're hoping you'll make
a contribution
630
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,111
to help keep the...
631
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,776
Hi, I'm Mo White.
632
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:06,869
I'm running for C...
633
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,616
Hi, I'm Mo...
634
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,788
Hi, there.
Is your mother home?
635
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,824
Hi, I'm with Mo...
636
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,409
Hi, I'm Mo White.
637
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,203
Hi, I'm Mo W...
638
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:29,178
Hey, what do you say we find
a spot to knock back a few,
639
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:32,852
then look for more promising
Mo White territory?
640
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,850
Maybe that titty bar on Keller,
641
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,229
the one with the Confederate
battle flags?
642
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,152
Yeah, it felt good,
telling the truth,
643
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,945
letting people know
what I really think.
644
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,772
Doesn't happen much
in politics.
645
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,867
You know, I wasn't expecting
to actually win,
646
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,241
but single digits...
647
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,617
My old friends in Congress
648
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,290
would be laughing
their asses off.
649
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,709
It's all the illegals
who can vote now.
650
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,582
Otherwise, you'd be winning
for sure.
651
00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,709
I guess.
652
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:01,960
What were you hoping for?
653
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,459
20%, 22%.
654
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:05,964
Maybe force a runoff.
655
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,129
A runoff?
656
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,839
Yeah, a few extra weeks
657
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,471
to make my case
to the voters.
658
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,644
Ah, fuck it.
659
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,266
I'm gonna go over
to Chuck E. Cheese,
660
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:19,099
watch the girls
jump into the foam pit.
661
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,026
Thanks, Frank.
662
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,232
For what?
663
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,814
For believing.
664
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:35,832
Hi. A vote for Ruiz
is a vote for the future.
665
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,328
Gracias.
666
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:38,876
Hi.
Election's tomorrow.
667
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,328
- Don't forget to vote.
- Thanks.
668
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,380
Why all this sudden passion
for Ruiz?
669
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,862
Wyman always seems to be
on the right side of things.
670
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,878
Wyman supported
Lift the Ban.
671
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:48,971
Lift the Ban?
672
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,763
Election day is tomor...
673
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,806
Yeah, rent control.
She's for it.
674
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:56,102
Ah. And Ruiz opposes it?
675
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,929
He's a businessman.
He gets it.
676
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,265
Rents are getting pretty high.
677
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,770
So are property taxes
678
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,193
and utility costs
for apartment owners.
679
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,943
Working people need somewhere
affordable to live as well.
680
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,945
Yeah, and the city
should build them some.
681
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,526
There's lots
of weed-filled lots
682
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,300
all around here
to build low-income housing
683
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,849
without sticking
apartment owners like me
684
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,581
with more regulations
and bureaucracy.
685
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,080
What?
686
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,502
Nothing.
687
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,588
No, go on.
Say it.
688
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:24,627
Don't think that I'd better.
689
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,127
What, that...
690
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,426
that I'm a traitor to my class?
691
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,048
That rent control is there
to protect
692
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:32,221
people like me and my family,
poor people?
693
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,514
Something like that, yeah.
694
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,341
I've worked my ass off
every single day
695
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,017
since I'm ten years old
696
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,766
to get a little something
for myself,
697
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,063
and now the city
wants to tell me
698
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,560
how much rent
I should charge?
699
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:43,651
Why?
700
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,479
So that deadbeats like Frank
can leech off disability
701
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,188
and live in my
rent-controlled apartments
702
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,945
while I can barely keep up
with rising costs?
703
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,101
Is that why you didn't want
to say anything?
704
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,582
Pretty much, yeah.
705
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,963
You get all your homework done?
706
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,416
Yeah?
707
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,113
Do you want
to stay with me here?
708
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,200
If your mom
doesn't come back?
709
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,615
Forever?
710
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,744
Yeah, that'd be good.
711
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,653
Hey.
712
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,113
Hey.
713
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,282
You all right?
714
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,582
Not really.
715
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,580
Think I might have
pulled a hamstring.
716
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,670
Yeah?
How?
717
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,792
Running from homophobes.
718
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,177
I guess there's
nothing new about that, right?
719
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,517
Think you could do hard time?
720
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,599
What, in prison?
721
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,275
Uh...
722
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,023
Rather not.
723
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,732
Gay Jesus kids don't want me
to cop a plea.
724
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,987
Want me to take it to trial,
725
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,491
get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
726
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,410
Yeah, and what's
your lawyer say?
727
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,959
Could be looking at 10 to 15
if I don't take a deal.
728
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:22,141
You, uh, hearing Shim again?
729
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,895
Sometimes.
730
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,732
Well...
731
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,059
...what's Shim think?
732
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,238
Unclear.
733
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,570
Xan's mom showed up today.
734
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,283
She's a junkie...
735
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,831
hooking.
736
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,588
What are you gonna do?
737
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,673
I don't know.
738
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,680
Maybe you should try
asking Shim.
739
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,264
Yeah, maybe.
740
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,561
You know, I just realized
741
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:15,815
I never really established
742
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,147
any clear boundaries
with Sara, you know?
743
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:19,357
Mm.
744
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:20,731
You know, she was
the last person
745
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,617
I ever let go down on me.
746
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,367
- Really?
- Yeah. It's a trust thing.
747
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,119
We were engaged.
748
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,825
We had already picked out the
names of our first three kids.
749
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,831
We already reserved
our burial plots.
750
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,755
- You were engaged?
- Yeah, twice.
751
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,281
You ever think
about getting married?
752
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,252
Yeah, lots of times.
753
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:40,346
Mm-hmm.
754
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:43,047
There was Matty and Derek,
755
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,803
Franny's dad,
756
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:48,728
and Neil, but that was
just kind of for the cash.
757
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,516
I thought it would be weird
having sex without penises,
758
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,523
but it's not that bad.
759
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,296
There's also other things
we get to do, too,
760
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,777
that are pretty good.
761
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:57,863
It's not so messy.
762
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,690
We don't have to worry
about birth control...
763
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,776
I mean, Matty did have
a really big dick,
764
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,576
which was super great
and everything,
765
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,057
and Derek really knew
what he was doing
766
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,198
and had such a good body.
767
00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,037
I don't know.
768
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,328
Having sex with a girl
is like...
769
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,499
It's kind of like
having sex with yourself.
770
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,333
You know?
771
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,393
Down!
772
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,543
Down, Adolf!
773
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,183
Down!
774
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,194
Jesus!
775
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,818
What the fuck you want?
776
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,241
I heard you got out,
Milkovich.
777
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,659
Couple weeks.
778
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,782
- What are you doing tomorrow?
- Why?
779
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,580
Want to help a good man
save the South Side?
780
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,833
You paying?
781
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,503
Yeah.
782
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:09,801
Oh.
783
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,977
What, you headed
to church, Frank?
784
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,224
Got to head out early,
785
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,350
convince the Mo voters
786
00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:15,852
to get to the polls.
787
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,353
Mo voters.
788
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,855
What, is there a branch
of the Klan
789
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,527
somewhere around here?
790
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,276
God-fearing
European-American patriots
791
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,403
are everywhere, son.
792
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,325
Carl, you gonna vote?
793
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,745
- Too young.
- Ian?
794
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,538
Doubt it.
What's the point?
795
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:32,740
Lip?
796
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,950
Not registered.
797
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,537
How are we ever gonna effect
real change in this country
798
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,669
if our young citizens
refuse to participate?
799
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,320
Now, you do know it's illegal
800
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,710
to ask
for campaign contributions
801
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,136
after you lose
an election, right?
802
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,841
Well, you never know.
Could force a runoff.
803
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,574
You're up early.
804
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,491
Wanted to vote before work.
805
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:09,578
You can vote?
806
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,284
Yes.
I'm a citizen.
807
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:13,739
Eight years.
808
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,127
Who'd you vote for?
809
00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:19,874
Wouldn't you like to know?
810
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,173
Wyman?
811
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,586
Mo?
812
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,013
Eh, definitely not Mo.
813
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,766
There's bacon and half
an omelet in the oven.
814
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,977
See you later.
815
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,145
Hi.
Good morning.
816
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,157
Uh, is it my turn
to pick breakfast today?
817
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:49,734
I could make us some eggs.
818
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,945
Uh, no.
Actually, I kin... um...
819
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:53,950
I kind of got to get to work,
so...
820
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,040
Oh.
821
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,461
Bye.
822
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,104
Think I could kill
a man, Jasper?
823
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,235
Think I could do it?
Shoot him in the face?
824
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,193
Watch his brains
blow out the back of his head
825
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:35,030
as the life slowly drains
from his eyes
826
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,787
and his blood puddles
at my feet?
827
00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,270
Okay, just sort of
spread out, casual.
828
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:01,722
Easy, casual.
829
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,478
Put the chain away.
Thank you.
830
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:05,400
Okay.
831
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,939
Okay, half now,
832
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,490
half when the polls close.
833
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,488
No violence,
no verbal threats.
834
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,194
Just act scary.
835
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,779
Got it.
836
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:20,787
♪♪ We hit the party,
it was 2:00 a.m. ♪♪
837
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:24,166
♪♪ The place was jumping,
it was most of our friends ♪♪
838
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,123
♪♪ And in the corner
crept a black-haired vixen ♪♪
839
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,378
♪♪ She looked
like she could use ♪♪
840
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,756
♪♪ Some of my fixin' ♪♪
841
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:35,034
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
842
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,674
You can't be out here.
843
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,600
Those shirts
are advocating for a candidate.
844
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:41,349
No, no, these proud
men and women
845
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:44,182
of European extraction
are just exercising their right
846
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,107
to free expression...
847
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,402
and comfortable
warm-weather outerwear.
848
00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,980
No electioneering
outside of polling places.
849
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,906
I'm waiting for my mother
to get out of Mass
850
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,324
so we can vote together.
851
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,402
I'm waiting for my sister.
852
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,032
♪♪ And I give her ♪♪
853
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:02,833
♪♪ Exactly what she needs ♪♪
854
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:04,376
♪♪ My fixin' ♪♪
855
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,627
♪♪ Will bring her
to her knees ♪♪
856
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:12,209
♪♪ To her knees ♪♪
857
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,260
♪♪ To her knees ♪♪
858
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,638
Hey, I didn't see you
come in.
859
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,094
Oh, I came in the back.
860
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,395
All the applause and hugging
861
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,974
when I come in the front
is kind of... weird.
862
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:28,684
What is this?
863
00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:32,067
Oh, just a couple
of the arty kids are...
864
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,991
working up a few ideas
for if you do end up in prison.
865
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:42,456
Couple assholes in a van
chased me last night.
866
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,204
Apparently, they're not
very big fans
867
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,535
of my interpretations
of Biblical verse.
868
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,120
Fuckers.
869
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:51,048
I'll get you a couple
of Lesbian League bodyguards.
870
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:54,172
They'd love nothing more than
a chance to stomp homophobes.
871
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,850
Think any of this is gonna
end up making a difference?
872
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,895
Ian, you've given thousands
873
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,268
of gay and lesbian teenagers
a voice.
874
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,396
You've inspired us to stand up
and fight for ourselves.
875
00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:11,727
You know what I was thinking
876
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:14,609
when I was running away
from those bastards?
877
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,157
It's been 2,000 years
since Jesus died on the cross,
878
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,929
and I'm still running
for my life down an alley
879
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,696
'cause I fall in love with men
instead of women.
880
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,125
Yeah.
881
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:28,623
Just got a 911 from Antifa.
882
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:29,940
Bunch of Nazis
are keeping people
883
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:32,126
from voting
at an elementary school.
884
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,760
Jeez, what's with the suit?
885
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,883
We have a new
consulting business...
886
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:40,305
Vagina Safe.
887
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,428
It's Good Housekeeping
Seal of Approval,
888
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,804
but for not being rapey.
889
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,636
We're doing an inspection.
890
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,090
We check out bars and make sure
that they're safe for women.
891
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:50,812
Mm, definitely not gonna
be safe wearing that outfit.
892
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,088
You see, that's exactly what
we're talking about, Tommy.
893
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,728
A woman should feel free
894
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,530
to dress however slutty
she wants, whenever.
895
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,483
- "Slutty"?
- No, baby, not you.
896
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,364
You know,
other women who are slutty.
897
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,616
We award the bars
one, two, or three vaginas
898
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:04,787
after our inspection.
899
00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:09,244
- Three vaginas are the safest.
- What is that?
900
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:11,249
Spy camera.
Cool, huh?
901
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,543
What's up with you?
You okay?
902
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,508
Well, I'm heading over
to vote, but...
903
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,756
Ford got in my head,
and now I'm not sure I'm doing
904
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:21,213
the right thing
voting for Ruiz.
905
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,219
You're definitely
not doing the right thing.
906
00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:26,806
Why does everyone think
I'm supposed to vote for Wyman?
907
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,012
Just 'cause she's a woman?
908
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,268
Ruiz is
a successful businessman.
909
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,724
He knows
how to get things done.
910
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,231
That "successful businessmen
in Washington" shit's
911
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,562
not working too well for us
right now.
912
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,314
So not voting for Wyman
makes me
913
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:40,740
a racist and a hypocrite?
914
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:42,693
If the tiny glove fits...
915
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,537
We got to go
pretty soon, baby.
916
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,864
Bye, Fi.
917
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,790
You're drinking a beer
in the middle of the day.
918
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,398
It might be a clue
as to whether you're making
919
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:55,288
the right decision or not.
920
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,085
Bye, girl.
921
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:18,608
♪♪ Lightning struck my mind ♪♪
922
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:28,994
♪♪ With the ashes
of my own hand ♪♪
923
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,450
♪♪ Torn by angels' claws ♪♪
924
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,833
♪♪ Mystics told
and sold their dirty cross ♪♪
925
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,879
How much you get?
926
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,878
Twelve.
927
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,404
You know, he's probably
gonna wreck that bike
928
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,544
within a week.
929
00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,299
Yeah.
930
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:44,806
You may even get a chance
931
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:46,928
to rebuild it again
if he lives.
932
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,949
Hey, Frank.
What the fuck is going on here?
933
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,571
What?
934
00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:15,498
Who are these ninja
motherfuckers?
935
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,427
Shit.
Are those women?
936
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:30,009
Fuck you!
937
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,107
You did this?
938
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,488
Hey!
939
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:16,437
Hey.
940
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,437
Hi.
941
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:23,778
Did I do something wrong?
942
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,985
- I can't do this again.
- Do what?
943
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,536
It's just...
it's too many triggers,
944
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,614
- and it just...
- Triggers?
945
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,451
Falling in love with a straight
girl, it's too painful.
946
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,127
Oh, Alex, I'm gay.
947
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,205
You've been gay what, two days?
948
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:45,250
I always do this.
I always do this.
949
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:47,836
I promised myself
I wouldn't do it again, and...
950
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,138
What... what if I am gay?
951
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,056
See, you're not even sure.
952
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,453
You don't know
if you're in love with me
953
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,888
or you just hate men.
954
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,479
Can't I be in love with you
and hate men, too?
955
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,273
Please go.
956
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,691
Just go.
957
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:24,714
You choose.
958
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,387
We count off 20 paces,
turn, and shoot.
959
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,188
Okay.
960
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,644
Uh, back to back.
961
00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,024
Saw it in a movie.
962
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:55,283
One, two, three, four,
963
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,491
five, six, seven, eight,
964
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,995
nine, ten,
965
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:01,622
11, 12,
966
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,876
13, 14, 15, 16,
967
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,833
17, 18, 19, 20.
968
00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,897
What the hell
did you do that for?
969
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,149
I don't want
to go to West Point!
970
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,527
- Fucking kid...
- It's my dad!
971
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,194
I want to go to Sarah Lawrence
and be a poet.
972
00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:37,244
What?
973
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:39,243
Hey, hey, hey...
974
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,574
Oh, I'm a... I'm a cripple now.
975
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,108
I don't have
to go into the military.
976
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,910
Yeah, I don't know
if it works like that.
977
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:46,087
It's a flesh wound.
Probably heal up pretty quick.
978
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,042
Shit!
979
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,593
Shit!
Shoot me.
980
00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,717
- What?
- Yeah, through the bone.
981
00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:56,827
All right, I'll have a limp.
Great poets have limps.
982
00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:58,683
No fucking way.
983
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,388
"I wander,
lonely as a cloud
984
00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,598
that floats on high
o'er vale and hills,
985
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:05,773
when all at once,
986
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,647
I see a crowd, a host,
987
00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,227
of golden daffodils..."
988
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:11,529
Jesus, knock off
that golden daffodils shit.
989
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,481
"Besides the lake
beneath the trees,
990
00:49:13,576 --> 00:49:15,693
fluttering, dancing
in the breeze,
991
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,322
continuous as the stars
992
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,325
that shine and twinkle
in the"...
993
00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,077
Oh!
994
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,328
Fuck!
995
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,250
Fuck!
Thank you.
996
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:28,830
Ah! Oh! Ah!
Oh, one was enough.
997
00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,836
I'm good.
998
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:36,255
Ah, hey.
999
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,089
Hey, thanks, man.
1000
00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:40,050
Dude, kill it
at West Point!
1001
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,236
What happened to your hand?
1002
00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:01,163
I was in a riot
outside an elementary school.
1003
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,285
A riot?
1004
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,537
It was Frank.
Don't ask.
1005
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,418
I voted for Wyman.
1006
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,923
Good.
1007
00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:23,848
So I'm not a traitor
to my class.
1008
00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:24,998
No, I never said
that you were.
1009
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,685
You thought so.
1010
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,157
What's going on?
1011
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:38,575
I'm moving back home.
1012
00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:39,697
You moved out?
1013
00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:41,699
Alex and I broke up.
1014
00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:44,038
Who's Alex?
1015
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,456
Shut up, Lip!
1016
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:46,659
Shut up!
1017
00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:57,072
Hey, um, are you gonna
be all right hanging here
1018
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,587
if I have to go out
for a while?
1019
00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:00,343
Where are you going?
1020
00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:02,469
I'll be back, all right?
Just do your homework.
1021
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:08,559
Those hairy-armpit Rastas
are tougher than they look.
1022
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,478
Hey.
Fought the good fight, Mo.
1023
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:15,904
You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
1024
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,473
In a shocking development
1025
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:24,450
on the South Side,
and with all
1026
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:26,202
polling locations
now reporting,
1027
00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,080
Maurice "Mo" White
is the surprise victor...
1028
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,832
- Holy shit, Mo.
- ...collecting just over 52%
1029
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,333
of the votes cast.
1030
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,211
- Mo White...
- You won.
1031
00:51:35,301 --> 00:51:37,070
Pollsters admit that
estimates were likely skewed
1032
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,131
due to the reluctance
of most voters
1033
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,679
to admit
they're actually bigots.
1034
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:44,508
You're a congressman again.
What are you gonna do?
1035
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,559
- Mo White!
- Huh.
1036
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:49,058
- Mo White! Mo White!
- Absolutely nothing.
1037
00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:51,265
That's the beauty
of being in Congress.
1038
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,441
You don't have to do
a goddamn thing.
1039
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:55,972
We're waiting for reactions
1040
00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:57,230
from the Wyman and Ruiz camps,
1041
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,898
where shocked supporters
can't believe the results
1042
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:02,325
and are already calling
for a recount.
1043
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,152
Wyman collected
only 20...
1044
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,127
What the fuck do you want?
1045
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,051
Ten grand.
1046
00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,265
I give you ten grand,
1047
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,347
and you agree
to stay away from Xan.
1048
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,353
You have to sign some papers.
1049
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:43,149
What kind of papers?
1050
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,828
You'd relinquish
your parental rights...
1051
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,657
and make me
Xan's legal guardian.
1052
00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,082
Ten grand.
1053
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,336
Take it or leave it.
1054
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,719
Can I see the papers?
1055
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,989
You'd have to sign it
in front of a notary...
1056
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,233
to make it legal.
1057
00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:27,736
We can go in the morning.
1058
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,411
Mom?
1059
00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:40,165
I knew you'd come back
for me!
1060
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,254
It's so good
to see you.
1061
00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:48,441
Congressman Mo White
1062
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:49,651
was sworn into office
1063
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:51,281
on Capitol Hill today.
1064
00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:54,034
The surprise winner
won a hard-fought campaign
1065
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,832
against Isaac Ruiz
and Eleanor Wyman,
1066
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:59,457
capturing 52% of the vote.
1067
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:00,546
Not long ago...
1068
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,588
I didn't know Mo had a family.
1069
00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:03,735
He campaigned relentlessly...
1070
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,671
He doesn't.
1071
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,377
...and it definitely paid off.
1072
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,389
♪♪ Get you some ♪♪
1073
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:22,399
♪♪ Get you some ♪♪
1074
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:25,478
♪♪ Get you some ♪♪